Not Everyone’s a Drinking Buddy

Not Everyone’s a Drinking Buddy

What kind of drinkers do you dread meeting the most? Have you ever come across these types of wine friends?

“What is this?”

We all meet one or two wine friends who want to sound knowledgeable, but can’t actually say what they like to drink.

Starts Preaching After One Sip

Some wine friends feel… underappreciated. If wine were a religion, they’d be preaching to everyone.

Two Sips In, Orders the Next Glass

A “tasting master” in name only — two sips in, already ordering the next drink. Never finishes a glass.

Claims to Know Wine, Drinks Only One Kind

Claims to Know Wine, Drinks Only One Kind

Loses All Logic When Drunk

“I want first love! First love!” Drunk emotions are dangerous — just like drunk driving. src=

“I’m not drinking today. You drink.”

If we agreed to go drinking, it’s about drinking and wine. Not drinking after showing up is like cancelling a flight at the gate.

“This isn’t for you. I’ll choose for you.”

Ever want to try something new, but have a friend who’s very eager to help — then keeps asking, “Is it good? Is it good?”

Holds a Glass Just for Photos

Taking photos with a glass is fine. But watching a beautiful wine go from cold to warm… and bubbles slowly fade… hurts a little.

Not Finished Yet, Already Wants to Move On

Ever had a friend who orders a drink, sits for a bit, then says it’s boring and suggests moving on?

Drunk After Two Drinks

Always invites people out for drinks, but gets drunk after two glasses and needs to be sent home.

Therefore, your drinking buddy matters. Treasure a good wine buddy.

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